Quirky Cartographer Gifts

London map drawn from memory.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Forth floor.. White goods.. Garden furniture.. Alternative medicine."

"I thought if I'm going to do it, do it properly..."

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The High Line at Giza

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Can I have a look at the map?

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Lost