Cartography Comedian Gifts

You Are Here

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

"Now I know what those blue lines on the map are. . . they're rivers!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Lost World: You are Here

The High Line at Giza

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

California Beverages Map

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

London map drawn from memory.

Elephant and Castle

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Right way

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

Aging App

School Boundries.

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'They separated us.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

"Turn off your cell phones and your GPS's."