Cartography Comedian Gifts

You Are Here

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

"Now I know what those blue lines on the map are. . . they're rivers!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Lost World: You are Here

The High Line at Giza

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Can I have a look at the map?

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

California Beverages Map

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

London map drawn from memory.

Elephant and Castle

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Right way

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

All Roads Go Nowhere.

School Boundries.

'They separated us.'

Aging App

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

Australia. I wonder if political spokesmen in the southern hemisphere spin the news in the opposite direction.

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'