Curious Cartographer Gifts

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

You Are Here

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The High Line at Giza

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Can I have a look at the map?

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

California Beverages Map

London map drawn from memory.

Elephant and Castle

Right way

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

School Boundries.

'They separated us.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

Aging App

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

"Turn off your cell phones and your GPS's."

Devil sees 'You are here' sign.

The Trumpie