Confused Cartographers Gifts

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Lost World: You are Here

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The High Line at Giza

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Can I have a look at the map?

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

Lost

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

California Beverages Map