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"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Lost World: You are Here

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

The High Line at Giza

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Can I have a look at the map?

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Smart Bomb.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Lost

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.