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Elephant and Castle

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The High Line at Giza

The Map of the Human Heart

Exit Next Left

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Climate Change -- You are here.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Can I have a look at the map?

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

California Beverages Map

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

God's map of the universe

London map drawn from memory.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Recalculating!

Right way