Cartography Jokes Pillows

Elephant and Castle

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The High Line at Giza

The Map of the Human Heart

Exit Next Left

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Climate Change -- You are here.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

California Beverages Map

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

God's map of the universe

London map drawn from memory.

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

You are everywhere.