Cartography Buff Pillows

Two dots looking at a sign that says 'You Are Here.'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

'What are these small rivers called that flow into the Nile?'

Right way

"You're a latitude-and-longitude person, which will be helpful to you, I'm sure, in 1992."

"Ooh, you have a tornado right there."

Redistriktung

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.

Facial hair continental drift.

'I've always said you've got a bad lattitude problem'

Earthquakes in California

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Sea Link, Seal Ink

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'