Cartographic Comedian T-Shirts

"Apparently we are off the right of way."

You Are Here

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Barbeque Casualty.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

The Lost World: You are Here

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Bicycle sat nav.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Snowman ice fishing.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

London map drawn from memory.

Elephant and Castle

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Punch Initials - O

Mask Autumn

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."