Cartographic Comedian Prints

"Apparently we are off the right of way."

You Are Here

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

The Lost World: You are Here

Barbeque Casualty.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Bicycle sat nav.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Snowman ice fishing.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

London map drawn from memory.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Elephant and Castle

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Punch Initials - O

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

Mask Autumn

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!