Geography Humorist Prints

Australia. I wonder if political spokesmen in the southern hemisphere spin the news in the opposite direction.

You Are Here

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"The Eggsorcist"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

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"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

Biliard Enthusiast

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Working On Silly String Theory.