Nursery Navigator Gifts

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Well he smells like his father."

"The baby's gone."

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Cr�che Seige

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

My wife had quads

A Preschool of Fish

"Lydia is in charge of our church nursery."

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

Bad for you but to die for

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Daisy Diaper Service

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.