Dog Park Explorer Gifts

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Drone

'Piss off!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Dog phrenology

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Mother?'

"I meant the dog!"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'