Park Ranger Gifts

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'You wouldn't shoot a fellow NRA member, would you?'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'See what happens when you feed the bears.'

"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."

"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

A bear wearing a park ranger hat leans against a tree and smokes.

Danger Falling Leaves

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'I miss the good ol' days when a bear could actually 'you know what' in the woods!'

'Apparently, his last tweet was - 'This bear seems friendly.''

"It's the most blatant violation of park rules I've ever seen."

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

'No fishing beyond this point.'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

Bear in mind that there are bears in these woods.

'This spot looks perfect for a picnic'

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

Crisis Negotiator on Vacation

Park statues horse and rider.

Lake Algae 2 Miles

Rubbish spoiling water falls

Humpty the Game Warden

"I'm all tapped out."

'Looks like Ogg just discovered fire.'