Park Ranger Gifts

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'You wouldn't shoot a fellow NRA member, would you?'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'See what happens when you feed the bears.'

'Is he taking the piss?'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Danger Falling Leaves

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

Beaver tower

A bear wearing a park ranger hat leans against a tree and smokes.

'I miss the good ol' days when a bear could actually 'you know what' in the woods!'

"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."

"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'Apparently, his last tweet was - 'This bear seems friendly.''

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"I'm all tapped out."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

Crisis Negotiator on Vacation

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

Rubbish spoiling water falls

Humpty the Game Warden

Malfunctioning geyser

'We like to call them 'bears', Higgins.'