Dog Park Regular Gifts

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

"Is she looking at my butt now? No. How about now? No. Really? Now? Nope."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park. Happy 4th of July. They heard Ben Franklin described as a "wolf" so he's their favorite founding father. Nothing is certain in this world except fleas and leash laws. A penny swallowed is a penny earned. Early to be and early to rise makes a dog a very good boy. Never leave for tomorrow that which can be eaten today. An ounce of dog is worth a pound of happiness. That one is my favorite!

Canine Scentipede

'Escaped dog from his leash?! No dog has ever escaped from their leash on Alcatraz!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Well, sure you beat me to the top. You've got 4-wheel drive!'

"Scram! Get your own tennis ball!"

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I yip, therefore I am."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Freestyling.

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"