Dog Park Regular Gifts

"Is she looking at my butt now? No. How about now? No. Really? Now? Nope."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Canine Scentipede

'Escaped dog from his leash?! No dog has ever escaped from their leash on Alcatraz!'

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Well, sure you beat me to the top. You've got 4-wheel drive!'

"Scram! Get your own tennis ball!"

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Freestyling.

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog Teenagers