Dog Park Hero Gifts

Dog Teenagers

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

Canine Scentipede

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Park Zoom

"I yip, therefore I am."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Litter.

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Why dogs hate CPR.

"He's into binge fetching."

'I'm in the lead!'

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Out Of Order

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

Man and his dog playing fetch

"I'd rather go to the vet."