Dog Park Hero Gifts

Dog Teenagers

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

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Canine Scentipede

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Park Zoom

"I yip, therefore I am."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Litter.

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

Why dogs hate CPR.

"He's into binge fetching."

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'I'm in the lead!'

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'd rather go to the vet."

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.

Dog runs after slingshot as he would a stick.

Out Of Order

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.