Dog Park Pro Prints

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Canine Scentipede

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Humans are strange."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Park Zoom

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"