Park Player Gifts

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Six jazz instruments.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Psychiatry in the Park

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Little boys

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'You spoil those pigeons.'