Park Playmate Gifts

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Boy and his dog

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Ready Mum?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Teddy Bear

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

Boys in the cloakroom.

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

Brass Band

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"Good arm."

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Terrifically Twickenham

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "