Child Playmate Gifts

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Boy and his dog

'Ready Mum?'

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Dog Sees Only Food

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Broom! Broom!"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"Good arm."

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Robot Costume

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'We double-dog dare you.'

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'