Playtime Partner Gifts

'Throw the ball!'

Boy and his dog

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Mixed Doubles.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Advanced footsie

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Peekaboo!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

I love bathtime.