Playtime Partner Prints

'Throw the ball!'

Walkies again?

Boy and his dog

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Mixed Doubles.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Advanced footsie

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Peekaboo!'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Extra innings.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.