Playful Partners Prints

"Hey feet off the table"

Love.

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

"Don't you think you'll be uncomfortable sleeping in all that underwear?"

'I think he's getting serious about me -- he bookmarked my website!'

'I'm a hot crusty baguette - eat me!' - (Helen and Ben love to Roll-Play in the bedroom)

Puppy Love

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'Henry, cut that out.'

Consenting Adults.

'Why have you started to be fun in bed, Dave?'

"Mr and Mr Smith I presume?"

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

'Excuse me sir, but that's my wife...this is your bag of potatoes.'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

Goodbye Kiss

"Oh... Was that you knocking?"

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."

"I now declare a thumb war."

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Boy and his dog

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Advanced footsie

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"