Playful Pals Prints

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Advanced footsie

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Puppy Love

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

You are simply the Greatest

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?