Playful Pals Pillows

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Advanced footsie

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

You are simply the Greatest

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"You complete me."