Playful Friendship Pillows

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mixed Doubles.

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Holding hands

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Advanced footsie

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

'The grudge match.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Puppy Love

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Clown Happy Hour

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.