Emotionally Playful Friends Pillows

Randy having his annual emotion. How's it going in there? I

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Mixed Doubles.

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Holding hands

Bears going water skiing.

'He's maturing early.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Advanced footsie

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

Clown Happy Hour

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.