Lighthearted Friend Pillows

A locksmith's door has a sign, 'Out to Latch.'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

Shall I be mother?

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

PSA Banter.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"...and in conclusion..."

Clown Happy Hour

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Do you come here often?'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"Wanna go out?"

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

'Lion!'

Have you seen Dorothy lately? She's sooo over the rainbow!