Lighthearted Advisor Pillows

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

PSA Banter.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

Going Down?

Shall I be mother?

'Oh, and one more thing

Support groups for car repairs.

"Let's take in a trial."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

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"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'I had multiple personalities.'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

Wheels for all purposes.

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

The Wonder Years: "I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants are down..."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.'

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

A credit to his species...