Fun-loving Advisor Pillows

'It's not whether you win or lose that counts? Are you trying to tell me about the point spreads.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Office Park

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Oh, and one more thing

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

'I play well with others.'

Business Slides.

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

Extreme Accounting!

"I wanted to warn you, my dad says if my grades don't go up, somebody is in big big trouble!"

'Other than performing the Heimlich, when was the last time you put your arms around me?'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

Lawyer practical joke: 'DISBAR ME' taped on back.

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'His idea of planning for the future is buying two cases of beer.'

Early executive toys...

Giraffe using a snorkel while fishing.

Frank, I struggle balancing my work life with my play life. Well - you have to work so you can play. But bad work leads to rework, cutting into into play and bad play doesn't lead to replay. So, be workable and that will help you be playable! I can work with that! C'mon! Let's play!

"I'm giving you something to raise your low blood pressure...my bill."

'An unpleasant customer will come to see you? Well, remember that there are three good buddies who can help you: garlic, onions and beans.'