Fun-loving Advisor T-Shirts

'It's not whether you win or lose that counts? Are you trying to tell me about the point spreads.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Office Park

'Oh, and one more thing

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

'I play well with others.'

Business Slides.

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"I wanted to warn you, my dad says if my grades don't go up, somebody is in big big trouble!"

'Other than performing the Heimlich, when was the last time you put your arms around me?'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

Lawyer practical joke: 'DISBAR ME' taped on back.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

Extreme Accounting!

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'His idea of planning for the future is buying two cases of beer.'

Early executive toys...

Giraffe using a snorkel while fishing.

"I'm giving you something to raise your low blood pressure...my bill."

'An unpleasant customer will come to see you? Well, remember that there are three good buddies who can help you: garlic, onions and beans.'