Playful Counselor Pillows

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

A child as a pet substitute.

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Junior Doctor.

Personal Relationship Counsellor

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Playing Doctors.

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'What seems to be the problem?'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

'There's nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Off the wall legal advisor.

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'My dad was a workaholic...' 'Mine was a drunken stumbblebum.'

'Try to keep a straight face when you plead 'not guilty'.'