Lighthearted Partner Pillows

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'I don't complain, when you drag me out window shopping, do I?'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

You are simply the Greatest

'Do you come here often?'

Shall I be mother?

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'