Light-hearted Friend Pillows

Before the Dawn's Early Light

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Get crazy once in a while

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Clown Happy Hour

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Shall I be mother?

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Preachers with far too much input

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Wine tasters...

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Hover Kitties

"They just love tassels."

Surgeon Selfie