Light-hearted Friend Mugs

Before the Dawn's Early Light

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"This stool shall pass."

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Get crazy once in a while

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

Clown Happy Hour

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Shall I be mother?

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Preachers with far too much input

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Wine tasters...

Spiderman car window cleaner

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Surgeon Selfie

Cat Graduation

Hover Kitties

'Lion!'