Emotionally Playful Friends Gifts

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Mixed Doubles.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'He's maturing early.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Bears going water skiing.

Advanced footsie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Clown Happy Hour

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'