Playful_friend Pillows

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mixed Doubles.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Advanced footsie

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Clown Happy Hour

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

You are simply the Greatest