Playful Friendship Mugs

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mixed Doubles.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

Holding hands

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

'The grudge match.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Clown Happy Hour

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'