Playful Pal Mugs

Love.

Hanging out...

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Time for tea and friendship.

Advanced footsie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Henry, cut that out.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

You are simply the Greatest

Consenting Adults.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'