Playful Pal Gifts

Love.

Hanging out...

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Time for tea and friendship.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Advanced footsie

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Puppy Love

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Consenting Adults.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Henry, cut that out.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

You are simply the Greatest

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"