Playfully Provocative Partners Prints

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Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Advanced footsie

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Puppy Love

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Henry, cut that out.'

Consenting Adults.

You are simply the Greatest

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."