Playfully Provocative Partners Mugs

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Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Advanced footsie

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Consenting Adults.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

You are simply the Greatest

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"You complete me."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."