Playful Dater Mugs

"Wanna do lunch?"

"I don't really want a boyfriend right now either. This is purely a Post-VAX thing."

Dating app for bottoms

"You're all arms Rodney."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Isn't that ringtone from the scarecrow song in the Wizard of Oz, if I only had a brain?'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mixed Doubles.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Holding hands

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Rude Snowpeople

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'