Playmate Gifts

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Boy and his dog

'Ready Mum?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Dog Sees Only Food

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Broom! Broom!"

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"Good arm."

'We were mud wrestling.'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'We double-dog dare you.'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...