Playmate Gifts

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Boy and his dog

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Ready Mum?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Broom! Broom!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"Good arm."

'We were mud wrestling.'

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'We double-dog dare you.'