Playmate Seeker Gifts

'Ready Mum?'

Cling-On Dog

Boy and his dog

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Take You Home

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Old man

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

Assisted Living.

Emotional Support Dog

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"