Playmate Collector Gifts

'Next!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Boy and his dog

'Ready Mum?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Too much club."

"Broom! Broom!"

Orthopaedist

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Giant

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Match Point

Man chooses head from cupboard.

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

'There's no stopping them.'

"Dad, can I have a new conker?"

Fagin from Oliver Twist

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'