Playmate Collector Pillows

'Next!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Boy and his dog

'Ready Mum?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Too much club."

Orthopaedist

"Broom! Broom!"

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Match Point

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Giant

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

"Land salmon. . ."

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

Fagin from Oliver Twist

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Dad, can I have a new conker?"

Al, when was the last time you had a date with a real woman? Actually, I'm making real progress on that score, doctor. The current issue of Playboy has a 3-D centerfold.

'There's no stopping them.'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"