Playmates Gifts

Two Children in the Garden.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Boy and his dog

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Ready Mum?'

Love.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

Puppy Love

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Henry, cut that out.'

Consenting Adults.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Dog Sees Only Food

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Broom! Broom!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"Good arm."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.