Magical Playmates Gifts

"Broom! Broom!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Advanced footsie

Boy and his dog

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Ready Mum?'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Puppy Love

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'Henry, cut that out.'

You are simply the Greatest

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Consenting Adults.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.