Imaginative Playmate Gifts

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

Philton's imaginary friend was starting to spend a lot of time with other imaginary friends.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Mixed Doubles.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

'How's the water skiing?'

Boy and his dog

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

You are simply the Greatest

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Broom! Broom!"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

I love ewe.

"You complete me."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.